Fucking HILARIOUS!!!!

I am officially a fan of Urban Dictionary:
Just check out this one:
(I know it's a bit teenager but nonetheless inspiring)

(Post about Emo-punk or Emo ...)

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity.

Emo life-cycle:
1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

And still another one:

Punk music on estrogen.

....and another one:

Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.

....and still another one:

A musical genre/ scene that has almost 1000 definitions in urban dictionary most of which are making fun of it.

Something that all stereotypes agree on they hate.

And for the grand finale,
How to be EMO:

Wear only skinny jeans or old, crappy, tight, cut-up jeans. Wear tight shirts that you can barely get over your head. If after getting dressed you can't breathe and look like a hobo, you've done it right. No shoes but low-top Converse or slip-on Vans are acceptable. Anything out of Hot Topic will do.

Dye your hair with the cheapest, least-convincing black dye you can find. Nothing over 99 cents. Fix it so that you look like you just rolled out of bed then walked through a hurricane and lost a fight with a lawn mower.

Peirce everything you can reach, and put in the largest, ugliest rings you can find.

Dark, thick makeup is key in the emo world. Never leave the house without putting on globs and globs of badly-put-on black eyeliner. Extreme amounts of bright pink eyeshadow is optional.

Now that we've covered the emo look, it's time to teach you to act the part of an emo, so the others won't think of you as a poser.

Flip your hair vigorously every ten seconds. If your neck is broken at the end of the day, good job.

Whine about your pathetic life every chance you get, (twice as much if your parents are divorced) but never reveal that you live in saburbia. If asked where you reside, say something emo like, "The depths of living hell", "The home of sorrow", or some other pussy shit like that.

Always have your MySpace mood set to "apathetic," and make sure to have about 986730865734567349576 pictures of yourself with extremely emo captions that have plenty of X's. It is necessary to be a MySpace whore, and to beg for picture comments in a bulletin every ten minutes.

Only listen to emo bands such as Dashboard Confessional, My Chemical Romance, ect. If there is an extremely popular emo band at your school, say that you like them even if you don't.

Make it widely known that you cut yourself every night with a razorblade while listening to emo music. If ever asked why, say something stupid like, "I cut myself to stay ALIVE! You would NEVER understand!" Then run away crying, even if you are not upset.

Finally, always deny that you are emo. Claim to be scene, goth, or a "non-conformist." But always keep in mind that you are, and always will be, a pussy little emo fag.
Emo kid: My life is a big black whole of sorrow and nothingness. My razorblade is the only thing that lets me know I am still alive.

Normal kid: Fuck you, emo.

Emo kid: Oh em gee! I'm not emo! I'm SCENE!

Normal kid: What's the difference?

Emo kid: You don't UNDERSTAND! Why does nobody get me!?!?! *Runs away crying and cutting himself, preparing to post this event on his blog.*

Definitions #1

I'm getting more and more nervous regarding the lack of posts in this blog. Well actually is more than that... It's the hassle that comes along with it (you know, having to think about it and eventually mix it up with a fairly good amount of cretinism... that takes its time doesn't it?)

I came up with the coolest of writers' block antidote ever (I know it's been up for some years now, but it's still pretty cool nevertheless)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Well, well, well....

I'll be posting some semi-random definitions, followed by a brief commentary of my own.
All of you boys, girls, trans-genders and coolies of the sort can then post your insights on them, and even come up with some new ones...

So......
The first one is

Neo-goths
My definition : major wankers with a music taste resembling their dressing costumes and possessors of an imported sense of disdain or hatred-like feeling towards everything that can make one smile once and a while.

U.Dic. definition:
Dresses in only the worst hot-topic fashions pulled straight from shitty animes. A Neo-goths tell tale sign is the possession of bondage pants, I.E. those fucking hot topic pants with all the chains on them, you know the ones. Constantly quotes anime and acts likes a generally hyper little tard, probably fat, ugly or both.

Now go for it dudes and dudettes!!

The gig...

... that never happened just might be one more step closer to reality.
I'm getting more and more itchy about some stuff that I keep feeding but end up by not moving an inch to actually make happen.

Yesterday I started doing something about it:
- I will fix my desktop computer to turn it into a proper DAW. No shit, no flicks, no shennanigans.

Future steps:
-Format the bitch!
-Recover all tracks, finished or non-finished.
-Use the already made bits of tunes and refurbish them.

Steps to avoid:
-Start one-night-shot-tracks that end up summing to the already highly saturated bag of "unfinished business".
-Same as the above but done "under the influence".
-Re-watching movies that I've already seen countless times.
-Re-stop watching TV at night (It's an utter waste of time anyway)

Goals and milestones:
-At least one live performance (a.k.a. GIG) up and running until spring-break 2009.

Needs:
-Motivation, motivation, motivation;
-Self-confidence;

In the end, the motto for all of this is -and I quote - "I want to believe"

I will eventually post some of the aforementioned achievements in the near future...
..as they come along.
.....if they come along