Saturday, November 17, 2007

Two sides and one ending (rear one, I presume)

Dear scavengers,
Having found myself on the wrong end of the payment chain (another time, which is a one-time-too-many), I am now officially pissed-off beyond recognition with the boss-kind pseudo-human dudes out there.
You guys SUCK BIG TIME!!!!

Another thing.... I recently saw a raw-pearl of domestic consumption amateur porn that involves two charming ladies and a receptacle misleadingly called "cup" engaging in a series of intimal activities that outreach my ever-limited descriptive ability. I urge you all to go www and find this for yourselves.
(Disclaimer: the aforementioned video itself is gross beyond belief and it takes some stomach to actually watch it from start to finish.. be warned: It almost made me fuckin' throw up (Just for the sake of it.. I didn't see it from start to finish))
Again I was surprised not by the video itself, but by the hilarious hype that came with it: Videos with the reactions of dudes and dudettes, all races and kinds, to the actual stuff.
And these videos ARE THE SHIT!!! (this should be interpreted in a ambivalent sense: both metaphorically and literally)
I don't have the time to presently elaborate on this phenom, but, dear time-wasting-friends, bear in mind that the 21th century Homo sapiens mediaticus can and will turn whatever lump of nothingness into a mainstream of success! AND THIS IS THE LIVING PROOF OF IT!!!
I finally see the revolution coming (I am not tripping here, seriously), and most definitively IT WILL BE TELEVISED.
By the way, does "Hail to the thief" and "OK computer" ring a bell here?
Hail to the you-know-who-heads for corroding the first slab of the ever-dumber consumer and ever-richer media controllers.
It's all for now!
Over and out!

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